Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Broadsheet Rhetoric for a Small Country. Jan 2023

The rhetoric on the broadsheet where I live in Singapore ( which is hardly credible IMHO which is in the process of being nationalized in some shape or form) should liken to walking the tight rope in a circus and not take sides and risk getting caught in the cross hair of a proxy war (economically or militarily).

The first two PMs with their astute foreign policies (especially PM Lee Kuan Yew) and ministers have done well in the midst of Vietnam and Korean War. I cannot say the same for the current PM Lee Hsien Loong. He spent our precious diplomatic bullets by making jokes that the air and water quality in Beijing a few years back were grouse. These off the script comments didn’t go un-noticed in Beijing and perhaps the payback came in the Hong Kong custom impounding our armored vehicles enroute from Taiwan to Singapore whilst the ship took a layover in Hong Kong. That escalated quickly from ambassadorial to ministerial level. China has sent a message to Singapore that they were not amused about the joke.


Public Service Commission (PSC) should strongly consider putting more scholars in the likes of Tsinghua University and University of Peking to inject more stronger social network between the future bureaucrats of tomorrow rather than just Oxbridge and ivy leagues in USA. 

To date, I only have one friend who did post grad in Tsinghua on his family scholarship. The road ahead is foggy, and we need shrewd PM and foreign ministers. I rarely praise PAP but sidelining Tharman and George Yeo for the role was a really bad decision.

With the rhetoric between China and USA on a somewhat sour note on both military and economics, we should posture ourselves as friends to all and enemies to none.


Peter Lye aka lkypeter
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Not So Moral Satire – Dec 2022


Ethics as the yardstick by which society measure actions.


Morality the self-administered litmus test by which individuals ascribe their actions against their values.


Legality for constitutional, legislative and precedential is the pragmatic yardstick of black and white in society.

Universal values and mores is therefore a punch bowl of these ingredients so black and white does not exists save for the wide spectrum of greyness in which man co-exists  


Peter Lye aka lkypeter
lkypeter@gmail.com Safe Harbor. Please note that information contained in these pages are of a personal nature and does not necessarily reflect that of any companies, organizations or individuals. In addition, some of these opinions are of a forward looking nature. Lastly the facts and opinions contained in these pages might not have been verified for correctness, so please use with caution. Happy Reading. Peter Lye (c) Peter Lye 2022




Cloudy Computing


Cloud Computing was controversial in its infancy but has gain credibility quickly as advantages over main stream computing gain cloud. 

The recent leakage of nude pictures of some celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton from Apple iCloud has delivered major set backs to Cloud Computing. 

The prospect of Cloud Computing has indeed turn more cloudly. 

Perhaps Cloudy Computing might be a more appropriate name at this stage or consider a better name for Cloud Computing. by Peter Lye

Privileged Communications. Doctors v Lawyers.

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I have always wondered why thousand dollar a plate charity benefit dinners are always held in the best hotels in town. Food   so gastronomic that it is normally served with silver spoons that most of these guests are born with. Dressing wise, it is the standard tuxedo for men but for the fairer sex, it is a horrendous issue of God knows why?  I am lucky not being a woman. Needless to say, those that would benefit from such proceeds will most probably not get to eat at or dressed in such fashion in the near future. To me, why not cut these cost and donate everything to charity instead. This is sort of like wolves in sheep clothing aka hard core meritocracy dressed in charitable egalitarianism.

The social norm is to have alternating seating arrangements for couples. By the way, if you do not have a partner, you would normally have to go find one of acceptable social standing to accompany you. The intern in the public relations company responsible for this event made a mistake of arranging the wives of a doctor and lawyer to be seated beside each other with their husband to buffer. Their disdain for each other via stiff and acidic upper lip sarcasm was common knowledge in high society. What do you expect leaving arrangements to interns unsupervised! Their doctor and lawyer husbands were made aware of it during the pre dinner cocktail. Both agreed that it would serve their purpose and those in the table for the two gentlemen to be seated beside each other to minimize their feuding wives spoiling the occasion. The lawyer told the public relation staff to make the change and she was very apologetic to him for the fiasco.

After the cocktail, the guests were gracefully directed to their tables and seats personally. Both wives were surprised that they were in the table and threw a dirty look at their fellow spouse but the lawyer was quick to save the day by giving the excuse that he has some matters to discuss with the doctor and has arranged for both of them to be seated beside each other and it was their shout. The situation went extremely well with their wives finding like minded guests seated beside them and there was no sign that a tsunami was within sight between their wives. However, signs of an erupting volcano were showing at the table between the doctor and lawyer to everyone.

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Between the starter and soup, both gentlemen were engaged in a very plastic social butterfly conversation on which profession is more privileged. Women gossips about people but greater men discuss ideologies. Apparently both gentlemen were highly regarded in their profession and the comparison went on various planes. Just before the main course was served, they exchanged verbal torrent on which profession is older and therefore more respectable. A tolerant and introverted district judge that happened to be seated across the same table spoke louder than normal "prostitution as the oldest profession does not make it more respectable" to everyone surprise. The increasing loudness of their verbal exchange was annoying him. It startled everyone in the table but the judge looked around the table with a stoic and unapologetic manner and ask if anyone disagree speak up or forever hold their peace.

Seizing the opportunity, the lawyer asked the judge if he would referee on which profession is more privileged or honorable. The judge replied that on the count of honor, his answer was neither and it was for this reason he is addressed as honorable in formal occasions.

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As for which profession is more privileged when in comes to information as he understand it, it is most probably neither as well. He qualified that it could be  a biased opinion being a lawyer before becoming a judge. Doctors are last within the narrow pecking order as it is not difficult for judges to over ride doctor patient confidentiality and demand their testimonial. For lawyers, it is almost next to impossible to direct a lawyer to testify on privileged communication between him and his client but there are exceptions in some countries although in a very narrow manner.

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Lastly, the judge opined in his personal capacity that the most robust privileged communication is mostly probably spousal in a defining and conclusive manner and carried on working on his main course. In between the marbled cuts, he asked if there are any objections for the two couples to change seats so that everyone in the table can have a peaceful meal and everyone in the table clapped gently in unison and the change was made gracefully without further incidents.





Peter Lye aka lkypeter
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Egyptian Humor amidst Turmoil

Following quoted from Tuesday 7th February 2011 edition of TODAY on page 17.

"We don't want Suleiman, he is a symbol of Mubarak. If he becomes President, we will stage another revolt. We have been living for 30 years under humiliation and injustice," said Mr Omar Gamal, a 22-year-old teacher.

Have a good laugh. If you do not find it funny, the problem most probably rests with you and not me. Ha ha ha.

Cheers,,,, Pete aka http://lkypeter.blogspot.com

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Oracle / Sun Humour


C. Montgomery Burns said
"Since the dawn of time man has dreamed of destroying the sun!"

However Larry Elison have managed to buy SUN and integrated its name into Oracle recently.....

Peter Lye aka lkypeter

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Saint Peter @ Pearly Gate-Legal Angle

Four death row criminals appeared before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates and he asked them have they been honest in their life and their answers are as follows:

1. I was honest to the prosecutors and landed here after a lethal injection.

2. I did not lie under cross examination and had my death sentence commuted to life sentence and ended here after a gang clash between the inmates.

3. I replied factually under cross examination and got my death sentence commuted to life sentence with parole possibility but was killed by my victim's relative outside prison wall.

4. The prosecutors asked the wrong questions and was pronounced innocent and lived to a ripe old age until old age took me here.

Have a good laugh. An original joke by lkypeter aka Peter Lye

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Left Brain Right Brain

Heard this joke from one of my kids that purports that is was their original and not a re-post.

There is nothing right about my right brain and my left brain has nothing left!

Litigation Discovery

If you cannot hide something, try burying it in a pile of rubbish and give it away. Hopefully your opponent will not find it.

Arthur Andersen executive must have been influenced by the Singapore psyche when he ask everyone to 'FOLLOW LAW' and destroy all things outside document retention window.

Biblical truth-It is what inside your body that kills rather than what is outside

Before ligation, oops I meant litigation, keep everything external and throw away all things internal.

When in doubt, talk instead of write or better still include the eagles so it becomes privileged.

In Pride and Prejudice, better to be WITHOUT PREJUDICE then die with PRIDE

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Star Wars/SUN & IBM

Episode 1 The Phantom Menance The SUN Menance
Episode 2 Attack of the Clones Attack of the BIG BLUE
Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith Revenge of the SUN
Episode 4 A New Hope A New Hope
Episode 5 The Empire Strikes Back The SUN Strikes Back
Episode 6 Return of the Jedi Return of the P Series

Email, PushMail, BushMail and BUll SHit Mail

In the office, we get E mails.
Outside the office, we get PUSH mail.
At the White House, they get the BUSH mail.
This might be the reason for the spate of resignations last of which was Treasury Secretary Snow which cannot stand the BUll SHit (BUSH) mails anymore

Benito Mussolini

Came across a quotable from Benite Mussolini who was an ally of Hitler but I find the quote ( not the person) interesting.

Take advice from everybody, collaborate with some but be responsible and accountable only to a few.


Cheers, Pete