Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill "If I were married to you, I would put poision in your coffee." to which Churchill replied "And if I were married to you, I would drink it."
I find this very amusing as it reflects a certain thought line that is uniquely dry and humourous.
Originating from an American captialist with an Anglo Saxon upbrining for Astor against the true British Aristoracy in Churchill shows who is more capable of having the last laugh.
Cheers, Peter Lye